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There were two morons standing on the edge of cliff, a Big moron and a Little moron. The Big moron fell off. Why didn't the Little moron?
...Because he was a little MORE-ON!

I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man nor ask another man to live for mine.


I'm a programmer/manager at Microsoft. Some things that interest me:


Did you ever notice that the phrase Broken Record can mean two totally opposite things? On the one hand, a broken record is something that repeats over and over again. On the other hand, it is something that has never occurred before in history. Go figure.

My son Chris has his own home page.


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Last revised: May 01, 1996